Dear friends,
I know that many of you think that I am a progressive liberal loving lily-livered socialist who bleeds blue but that is just not true. I love the dream of a small federal government so by cutting social security, Medicare, education and more down to the core and increasing our spending on stealth bombers, ray guns and invading sovereign nations. Hell if we ain't gonna police this planet that God put us in charge of who is? I say we should mount a posse, yell our war cry "yippee kaye mother f@c&er" and take over all countries from Cairo to Capetown, Bangladesh to Brasil....you get the point.
So if you want to join me in a crusade to liberate ourselves from the evil ones go to the following link and learn how to "become a republican" We sure can't celebrate being red, white and blue before we turn that blue in to red and celebrate monochromaticness since white isn't a color and we sure don't want any diversity in our nation. BTW, by the way, WE the world's policemen have the right to make up words like monochromaticness because if anyone gets in our way we can just blow 'em away. And better yet if it already is a word we can just claim it is our own and sue those jerks who are stealing our original idea. Isn't America great!
Bleed red with me,
Blake H. Schmidt
I know that many of you think that I am a progressive liberal loving lily-livered socialist who bleeds blue but that is just not true. I love the dream of a small federal government so by cutting social security, Medicare, education and more down to the core and increasing our spending on stealth bombers, ray guns and invading sovereign nations. Hell if we ain't gonna police this planet that God put us in charge of who is? I say we should mount a posse, yell our war cry "yippee kaye mother f@c&er" and take over all countries from Cairo to Capetown, Bangladesh to Brasil....you get the point.
So if you want to join me in a crusade to liberate ourselves from the evil ones go to the following link and learn how to "become a republican" We sure can't celebrate being red, white and blue before we turn that blue in to red and celebrate monochromaticness since white isn't a color and we sure don't want any diversity in our nation. BTW, by the way, WE the world's policemen have the right to make up words like monochromaticness because if anyone gets in our way we can just blow 'em away. And better yet if it already is a word we can just claim it is our own and sue those jerks who are stealing our original idea. Isn't America great!
Bleed red with me,
Blake H. Schmidt
1 comment:
One of the cleverest and at the same time to the point and biting poltical indictments I've ever read. Had me laughing out loud and at the same time quacking with fear if the Dems (the real Dems) don't prevail in "08.
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